How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.
There needs to be a bar or club or something that when you walk in there’s a rack of different color wristbands with words like “I looking for-“
- no one
So that everyone would know who’s looking for who.
"Hey that girl is cute. And her wristband says she’s also looking for a girl. Sweet!”
"He’s cute, but his wristband says girls. Oh well."
you are the future
my chemistry teacher calls babies “fresh humans”
i love when strangers walk by and smile at you
here’s a better pic i think
when amazon starts doing drones, if you see your tumblr friend having a bad day you can like send them chocolate or vodka and it will drop from the sky, youre like jesus or santa or a hunger games sponsor
I can’t wait until tumblr automatically sends you hate mail telling you to kill yourself when you have an extremely unpopular opinion. Just automate the whole social justice harrassment process, it’s predictable enough already.
the way he looks at her…….
i wish someone would look at me that way
he gives me that stare, it makes me feel lovely
HNNNNNnggg the little glance at the camera……….. the blink………… unf